(photo is from Harry Potter wiki)
I am ashamed I never thought about this before. His name would have to change for different languages.
*sniggers*
Trevor…
Will forever love that Norwegian just went fuck it and changed the meaning more than anyone else. But “Jeg er Lord Voldemort” just doesn’t anagram well.
MUGGLES WILL BOW BEFORE THE HORROR THAT IS MARK NEELSTIN
Did anyone notice the Czech translation is “Me Voldemort.”
Me Voldemort. No like mudblood. Kill mudblood. Voldemort like.
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Romeo. Yuuup. It’s good to be Danish.
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
The name’s Tom. My followers call me Voldemort, my friends call me Gus.
I just realised that in Hungarian, there’s a “w” in “Rowle” and it’s for the two “v”s in “Nevem Voldemort”…double v…oh my dear nation, I have to admit this is hilarious.
(Source: mudblood-stele)
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…
Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situationsIn my country we have a bank with 8 digits pin
but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin and you just get their money…?
that’s not how atms work oh my god you use your own card
(Source: eviehartley)
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
GOD DAMMIT
(Source: darkladysatan)
1. Pay attention to what bugs you – it could be telling you something important about yourself.
2. Don’t just live with blah or negative feelings. Decide that you will fight to have a happier life.
3. Don’t change or stifle your personality. You’re valuable…
